May 2012
horribleintervalsofsanity:
trillex:
i wuzz happi
den i realyze
im outta chikken nuggets
den i start contemplatin dem lyfe struggles
sabdl,LDJQ.JWAELOWUAOR;QUQLWLQI WHYYYYYYYY
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April 2012
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
Home Alone
Expectation: House Party
Reality: Peeing with the door open
That awkward moment when you're talking about...
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randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
When you smell weed
When you dislike someone so much that their name...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
Watchstay-motivated:
disaste:
40p:
unsexual:
literallysame:
IM SCREAMING
NO club can handle this boy
potential boyfriends for lila
tears
tears. many many tears.
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cuz we some classy mother fuckers.
me during shower time: what is my mission here on earth? what would have happened if hitler got killed before he started the war? what if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: i think i've solved the mystery of atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do i spell house?
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Life hacks
gettyboii:
vanessaw17:
epiclilian:
thebogonoslo:
I do the swiffer thing! works just fine.
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